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19 reasons to never skate portland

skateportland.org this place sucks.

Filed by thomas at October 10th, 2007 under shit

“The idea for a skatepark master plan is based on the idea that skateboarders deserve an appropriate scope of safe, well-designed facilities just like any other recreational activity.”

skatepark master plan sounds okay, but what the fuck, “appropriate”, “safe”, “recreational”. That’s not skateboarding.

Comment by blue — October 11, 2007 @ 6:00 am

like any other recreational activity.

Comment by ssdtbone — October 11, 2007 @ 8:24 am

i think they mean - bring a wrist guard and canned beer-not glass

Comment by thomas — October 11, 2007 @ 2:48 pm

155 days of rain

its always sunny in the south

Comment by ssdben — October 11, 2007 @ 5:04 pm

yeah-its always sunny in florida-where they have skateparks

Comment by thomas — October 11, 2007 @ 11:05 pm

how many of those skateparks in oregon have you helped build?

Comment by ssdben — October 12, 2007 @ 3:30 pm

i skate em-i have a job.

Comment by thomas — October 12, 2007 @ 3:55 pm

thanks for keeping the scene alive

Comment by ssdben — October 12, 2007 @ 4:14 pm

speaking of parks and keeping the scene alive,hows the tybee deal coming along-good/bad?

Comment by thomas — October 12, 2007 @ 6:47 pm

i heard that they raised alot of money from an art show. maybe the city will use that for the park…

Comment by ssdtbone — October 12, 2007 @ 8:56 pm

I heard bens head grew 2″ in diameter over the week. I bet its hard to skate with that watermelon sized head weighing him down like that.

Comment by billy d — October 13, 2007 @ 12:21 pm

wow-4 days and no comeback.

Comment by thomas — October 16, 2007 @ 2:37 pm

interesting.

Comment by ssdtbone — October 17, 2007 @ 5:18 pm

hes scared

Comment by billy d — October 20, 2007 @ 2:49 pm

hey bill………………………………..
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you suck. buddy

Comment by ssdben — October 20, 2007 @ 4:57 pm

oh snap!

Comment by thomas — October 20, 2007 @ 5:51 pm

ohhh shit!

Comment by billy d — October 21, 2007 @ 9:51 am

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